The following are signs you are too old to play with your favorite plastic friends:
1. You don't care that Barbie has been wearing the same cocktail dress for the last ten years.
2. And just the thought of trying to get her clothes over her non-bendable arms makes your arthritis flare.
3. You no longer think the short hair cut you gave her fits her face.
4. You know that between Ken's flat feet and Barbie's six inch heels, you should have become a podiatrist.
5. Setting up Barbie's Dream House now feels like more work than trying to get her to sit inside that Corvette she likes to drive around in.
6. You starting thinking existentially about who Barbie really is and why her sister Skipper was brunette. Is it possible blondes have more fun?
I know there are more reasons but I have to go to work now and I can't take my Barbie with me.